Binary Cooking
After a great deal of research into the hows and whys of Kristie's tendency to burn food, I've reached several conclusions, one of which is the leading cause. There are, of course, other contributory causes.
One is her lack of Ford compacts1. She'll sometimes put something on the stove then notice something more pressing2 and be distracted. If and when she returns to the stove, the item will have that unique cajun charm.
Another is a general lack of interest. Kristie doesn't seem to enjoy cooing and I think she's figured out that I'm willing to cook if that's what it takes to be able to eat later.
The biggest though is binary cooking. Although this is commonplace among younger scouts, I think this may be the first case I've ever seen in an adult. Basically, Kristie believes that the stove, like the bits of her computer, is limited to on and off3. This can cause some difficulties in cooking. Throw in her tendency for distraction and we're talking blackened4 peas which go from the can, to intense heat to your plate in about 15 minutes.
We're currently working on Kristie's binary issues.
- I'm not supposed to use the word "focus" anymore.
- Like a two-week old newspaper.
- Hard as it is to believe, this is one case where "fuzzy logic" is not applicable.
- Not blackeyed.
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