Frequently Asked Questions

When are you two going to have a baby?

As soon as we go a week without injuring or losing a pet.

No, seriously when are you going to have a baby?

This always reminds us of a story about a woman whose elderly aunts always poked her at weddings and said "You're next". She hated it and finally got them to stop when she started poking them and saying "You're next" at funerals.

I noticed there was a new entry on the "What I learned from Kristie page". I also noticed that there has never been an entry in the What I learned from Steve" page. Is this the result of lack of web posting interest or are you just simply not very informative?

I think if you ask around you'll find that most people would describe me as being very informative (at least I think that's what they mean when they say I'm a know-it-all), so I'm going to have to go with the first choice, which is even worse since all the interactive pages were created to address charges of yellow journalism in the first place.

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