Is Syd Gay?

So one day I'm surfing one of my favorite sites, Cruel.com¹ and I spot a link to a quiz that promises to tell you how gay your dog is. Since this is a source of constant mockery for Syd², I decided to take the quiz for him.

I don't think anyone would be surprised to find out that he scored over 50% with whopping 60% gay factor. Happy with the results, I used a link on the site to mail them to Kristie as proof positive that Syd is gay.

She was, needless to say, unconvinced. Her solution was to take the quiz again and not answer it to make Syd seem as gay as possible the way I did³. I wandered in just as she was finishing the quiz and under her fair and unbiased⁴ answers, Syd scored a 68%, a full 8% more than I had scored for him.

I guess she just knows him better than I do.

1. A great source of nasty, weird and irreverent sites. It's not for the timid. Kristie absolutley hates that I ever visit it while I dream of some day having one of my sites make the Cruel Site of the Day cut.
2. At least by the laggies.
3. She assumed I had cheated.
4. At least according to her.

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