Access Denied!

Bet you thought you were pretty smart for decoding the place where the pictures used to be, eh? Bet you even thought you'd be able to bust on us for still having pictures and stories about you on the site too, didn't you? Well, bummer for you that we

1. Removed them.
2. Put this page up to block you.
3. Have forgotten more about computers¹ than you'll ever know.

1. Probably in the last week, much less lifetime.