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Pets
Technically, although it's called Pets, Steve prefers to call this menagerie or zoo. At least some of the critters listed in these pages were supposed to be transients - animals Kristie brought home that were leaving once they were nursed back to home and a new home found for them.
This page doesn't include rescued turtles and tortoises; they're part of the infamous TurtleChick site.
The list below is in order of how long one (or both) of us has had the pet.
In our care
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Name: | Snuggles |
| Species: | Dog (Canus Vetbillingus) |
| Size: | Obese at 42 lbs. |
| Status: | Senior Pet1 |
| Updated: | Sunday, 19-Aug-2012 19:45:16 EDT |
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Name: | Dora the Explorer |
| Species: | Dog (Canus Wimpamost) |
| Size: | 55 lbs. |
| Status: | Bad Dog3 |
| Updated: | Sunday, 19-Aug-2012 19:44:59 EDT |
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Name: | Herbie |
| Species: | Sulcata (African Spurred Tortoise) (Outlivus Allofus) |
| Size: | 2" Diameter? |
| Status: | Quiet Pet |
| Updated: | Sunday, 19-Aug-2012 19:45:02 EDT |
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Name: | SYD |
| Species: | Unsure (Noisius Dogius) |
| Size: | About 5 lbs. |
| Status: | Kristie's Favorite Pet |
| Updated: | Sunday, 19-Aug-2012 19:45:17 EDT |
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Name: | Ogre |
| Species: | Yellow-bellied Cooter (Ogrus Usphincterus) |
| Size: | About 5 inches. |
| Status: | Mean and Nasty |
| Updated: | Sunday, 19-Aug-2012 19:45:15 EDT |
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Name: | Mack |
| Species: | Russian Desert Tortoise (Stubbornas Smithis) |
| Size: | About 5 inches. |
| Status: | Exceedingly active |
| Updated: | Sunday, 19-Aug-2012 19:45:02 EDT |
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Name: | Boots |
| Species: | Painted Turtle (Confusus usalot) |
| Size: | About 2 inches. |
| Status: | Rookie |
| Updated: | Sunday, 19-Aug-2012 19:44:58 EDT |
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Name: | Mo |
| Species: | Russian Desert Tortoise (Getsa Stuckalot) |
| Size: | About 4 inches. |
| Status: | Rookie |
| Updated: | Sunday, 19-Aug-2012 19:45:02 EDT |
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Name: | Rocky |
| Species: | Russian Desert Tortoise (Bigus Tortoisus) |
| Size: | About 5 inches. |
| Status: | Rookie |
| Updated: | Sunday, 19-Aug-2012 19:45:15 EDT |
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Name: | Kiwi |
| Species: | Red-Eared Slider (Fishus Foolishus) |
| Size: | About 4 inches. |
| Status: | Rookie |
| Updated: | Sunday, 19-Aug-2012 19:45:02 EDT |
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In Someone's Care
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Name: | Harriet |
| Species: | Columbian Rose Haired Tarantula (Wierdus Outus) |
| Size: | Way too big for a spider |
| Status: | Adopted! |
| Updated: | Sunday, 19-Aug-2012 19:45:01 EDT |
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Name: | Green Guy |
| Species: | Iguana (Calmus Lizardus) |
| Size: | 24" (whole tail) |
| Status: | Adopted!5 |
| Updated: | Sunday, 19-Aug-2012 19:45:01 EDT |
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Name: | Bandy |
| Species: | Dog (Canus Havocus) |
| Size: | 65 lbs. |
| Status: | Adopted |
| Updated: | Sunday, 19-Aug-2012 19:44:58 EDT |
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- As the Senior Pet, Snuggles is allowed to get away with murder.
- Rumors of rejoicing have been denied.
- Snuggles uses our house as a bathroom, roots in trash, and steals food, but Dora is the bad dog. See (1) above.
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