Frequently Asked Questions

Why is Kristie barefoot kneeling down for the ceremony?

Kristie had decided that if she couldn't get married outside, then she'd definitely get married barefoot. Since it was 20 degrees out, we decided to move inside.

Why didn't I get invited? When should I expect my invite?

We said our wedding was small and we meant it. We've invited exactly eight people who aren't in one of our families - the minister and his wife, the photographer and his wife, the maid of honor and her fiancee, and the guy who introduced us and his guest. Please don't take it personally - there was no way to start inviting friends and keep it small without causing even more hurt feelings.

Are you pregnant?

Not yet, but you can bet that when we do have kids we'll teach them better manners than to ask rude questions like this one.

Why are you getting married so fast? (this one usually comes either right before or right after the one above)

Because the date we're considering, 3.24.01 is 01234.. the beginning of infinity which is how long we plan to be together.

Isn't one of you a lot older than the other?

Well, yes, Steve is about ten years older, but he's very immature for his age.

Is there room for Kristie in the basement?

We're planning to buy a place of our own between now and June.

Is Steve really just marrying Kristie so he can become a US citizen?

Actually, that was one of the reasons it took him so long to ask.

Got a burning question we should answer? Well, send it to us and we'll either answer it or ignore it!

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